今天，我想網段子網分享一個關于《瘋牛病》的搞笑段子瘋牛病的主要原因：

一位電視女記者安排采訪一位住在紐芬蘭科納布魯克郊外的農民，以找出瘋牛病的主要原因。

女士：晚上好，先生。我在這里收集有關瘋牛病可能來源的信息，你能提供這種疾病的任何原因嗎？

農夫盯著記者說：你知道公牛為什么一年只騎一頭牛嗎？

女記者（明顯尷尬）：嗯，先生，這是一個尷尬的問題，但是這種現象和瘋牛病有什么關系？

農夫：而且女士，你知道我們一天給奶牛擠兩次奶嗎？

記者：先生，這確實是很有價值的信息，請切入正題！

農夫：我已經說到點子上了，女士試想一下，如果我一天玩你兩次，一年只cao你一次，你不會生氣嗎？

瘋牛病的原因（英文版）

Main cause of the Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad？